For Your Pleasure

Watch this commercial.

Did you watch it? Don’t lie to me. Did you?

Ok.

You know that part where Mrs. Butterworth says, “Broken glass sends shivers down my bottle!”

I just heard it from the other room, and swear to god, I thought she said, “Broken glass sends shivers down my butthole!”

These are the kind of thoughts that fill my days now that I’m not working in my office. There’s also plenty of time left for online shenanigans like these:

Look at my neck! I’ve never had that much neck! I’m hot.

I’m pretty sure this is really what Mark’s hair would look like if he grew it out.

Do you think this is what Asher might look like in 20 years?

I have to go now. Can’t Buy Me Love is coming on. Dempsey!